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This aggression will not stand!
I am being bullied, people! Ehh, well maybe not ‘bullied’ but I am being told that my one-person, lameass ‘tribute’ to the heroic legacy of Martin Luther King, Jr., does not cut the mustard. Oh sure –...
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Does this reader poll make me look gay?
America’s new president? That’s SOOO yesterday! Collapsing world markets? Isn’t that something for other people to worry about?!? Iran supplying weapons to Hamas? Pffshh – Whaaatevuh! Glamour magazine...
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It’s cute when they get a clue …
After more than 100 years of devoted service and loyalty, the Heinz pickle is being pushed out. ::: HARSH! ::: Oh sure, Heinz tried the old ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ routine, but even before the pickle...
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Hillbilly Hicksquad 1 – Wascally Wabbits 0
A report of gunfire within city limits sends the police running to a wooded area near Titusville, Alabama. ::: Oooo gunfire — that sounds SERIOUS!! ::: “We saw four males and they started running,”...
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Triple Threat
The unholy triumvirate pictured above have hearts so witch’s-titty-in-a-brass-bra cold that the Prince of Darkness had better start praying for their rehabilitation or his shit really will freeze...
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Jesus Saves … car dealership?
Jesus Sightings: They’re not just for crazy old ladies staring at the floor for weeks on end! ::: YAY JESUS FOR EVERYONE!!! ::: Case in point: In the center of a door in a Dade City, Florida used car...
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Edumakashun!
Hottie smartypants Jonathan Jarvis provides, perhaps, the best and most succinct explanation of the credit crisis I’ve heard yet! What do you think? Posted in blogging, community, culture, education,...
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GIRLCRUSH!!!!!!!!!
I think I’m in love with another woman. Don’t worry … I think Mr. Cookie won’t mind. <—- Meet Whitney Harding. Whitney is a 39-year-old Lone Star mama who juggles several jobs, including being a...
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Tan on fire
A South Carolina man escaped from a tanning bed as it burst into flames this week. Dude was gettin’ his melanoma on when he heard a ‘popping noise’, looked down and saw a flame at the corner of the bed...
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What a pain!
TWO THREE DAY MIGRAINE TWO THREE DAY MIGRAINE TWO THREE DAY MIGRAINE *and there wasn’t even any booze involved, DAMNIT!* Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: agony, headache, lumbar puncture, migraine,...
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